That's It Men, We're Done For

We had a nice run guys but this technology signals the end of men in the human species. We were around for a while so there is no need for spite. I'm sure in the back of your head you knew this was coming. We'll just go to the same place the dinosaurs went to. To be perfectly honest, I was wondering why no one had figured out how to do this earlier. Certainly a lot of problems would have been solved if asexual reproduction was possible. Anyways it's been a fun few million years, I hope you girls the best for the next million.

P.S. please try to keep the Lakers franchise alive. I know you can do it!