Monday, March 24, 2008

Marvel's Amusement Park

You know that I'll be there when an amusement park featuring Marvel Superheroes opens up. Here are some observations I made.

Stan Lee would be disgusted to find that his street intersects a crime-ridden alley like Yancy Street.

Doctor Doom's hiring practices: Humans need not apply.

The Hulk ride, one of the best coasters I've been on, but what's the deal with this? It's never a good sign when a coaster has a net under it. I rode it three times anyway.

This is the most important sign I've ever encountered. Do not hump couches. Words we can all live by.